I’d love to see an online video game based on this charming survey. In the survey, these rules are arbitrary, but in first-person, uh, puncher video game, you could really take on a kindergarten class in a bloody cage match.
“This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:
* You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
* There are no weapons or foreign objects
* Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
* The children are merciless and will show no fear
* If a child is knocked unconscious, he is “out.” The same goes for you.”
You’re curious, right? ‘Cause 5-year-olds are fuckers. Click here to find out How Many 5-Year-Olds You Could Take in a Fight
My number was 18.
